EXACTLY! A technology company who’s icon is a fruit…. What more do you want? Not only fruity, but half their ads are rainbow! Seen an iPod ad lately?
I bring up, of course, the recent launch of the fabulous iPhone 3G S. With the “S” standing for speed, it definitely lives up to it’s name.
See…. Gay folks not only enjoy technology, but embrace it. I have been holding a mouse ever since I can remember. 1984 was a great year for me.
We gay folks enjoy nice things that work, are clean lined, and as flawless as possible. Few technology companies live up to the same standards as Apple. Let me rephrase that…. No technology company
lives up to the same standards as Apple. Oh, did I mention…. not too many companies, period, live up to the same standards as Apple.
We gay folks love to take pictures. So, thank goodness, the camera is updated with wonderful 3 magpixels, with auto focus, and auto white balance, to make our photos oh so gorgeous. We also love to share
them with every living being on the planet. Coupled with Mobile Me, we can do that instantly. In fact, after we get through shooting for a party, we can upload multiple images to the internet so that all of
our boyfriends, and girlfriends (that is – girls who are friends) can see them on the fly.
And, not only still pictures, but one can take, and edit video with this beaut as well. Want to edit out those horrendous dance moves from your parents? It couldn’t be easier. If you can point and tap,
than you can edit! And, e-mail it when you are finished.
For some of us, we just love to boss our other halves around. Now, if you feel like talking to something that won’t talk back, talk to your iPhone! With voice control, you can tell it what song to play, or who
to call. Oh, I lied. It does talk back, by telling you who it’s calling, or what it’s playing. At least it won’t make bad comments about your performance in bed!
Did you forget what store you purchased that perfect lube at, yet you made a contact for it? Well, if you at least remember the city, or part of the name, you can now search across the iPhone for the info., and it will come up in your search! Was their a coupon for a buy five, get three free (now really, are you having THAT much sex?) that was sent through e-mail? In the same search window, that will pop up also.
Too many drugs last night? Too much to drink? Land on a “friend’s” couch, and need to find your way home? Well, the new compass feature will keep you moving in the right direction! In conjunction with the
map feature, while driving home (or your designated), you will be oriented perfectly.
Well ladies – these are the highlights. May you have been inspired, and will paint the internets with your insane lifestyle!